We got back Sunday at 6 in the morning and have been frantic since. This weekend we can hopefully get some brewing done and sort through the huge pile of pictures.
We got to see many many things during our two 15 hour flights, 4 days in Kruger National Reserve, 4 hour bus ride, and all the rest of the excitement. We’ve met an amazing amount really good folks and had some fantastic experiences but on the flight back I was shocked at how many books and movies I’d consumed during just the travel and downtime.
- Spotted Ginnet
- White Rhinocerous – Last chance to see, I find it hard to imagine they will be around for my grandchildren.
- African Elephant – Nothing prepares you for how huge and awesome these are. Also, I was disappointed to find out they are jerks.
- African Buffalo
- Batalieur (Short Tailed) Hawk
- Lion – These murder machines are intensely powerful up close. I had one eyeball me for 30 seconds and it was all terror.
- Giraffe – Surreal in person.
- Jozi – A really great South African comedy about drugs, recovery, and one man’s relationship with Johannesburg
- The Beaver – Sam and I loved this movie, which does not mean we want to hang out with Mel Gibson.
- Midnight in Paris – This was brilliant. Particularly Hemingway.
- Bride Wars – Trapped on a bus. This occupied time and kept us from hearing the incessant beeping of the bus falling apart.
- Tyler Perry’s The Family that Preys – Ditto.
- Green Lantern – less than 15 minutes. Amazing that it was released.
- Hangover 2 – I can’t believe this is happening again.
- The Departed
- The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford – This finally helped me get some sleep. Thank you soundtrack made of drones!
- Tucker Max Assholes Finish First – A male heavy drinking narcissist tells funny stories about his horrible behavior. Very funny. A bunch of great stories that belong in a bar at 2 am. His only redeeming quality is his honesty.
- Dan Ariely The Upside of Irrationality: The Unexpected Benefits of Defying Logic at Work and at Home
- Lauren Beukes Zoo City – Great! Loved this Noir detective story set in a Johannesburg full of people who get familiars when they commit a crime. Feels like Robert Parker meets Philip Pullman in South Africa.
- David Cross I Drink for a Reason – Without his delivery, his routines are less compelling.
- Lev Grossman The Magicians – Best thing I read. A Harry Potter style story that has real people, with actual characters. What would a magic academy full of actual teenagers be like? What happens once you actually graduate? Also, great villains and call outs to Narnia.
- Chelsea Handler My Horizontal Life – A female heavy drinking narcissist tells funny stories about her horrible behavior. Very funny, but I wonder if gender roles limit the pride that shines through in Tucker’s stories.
- Christopher Hitchens The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever – Worth it for the bits of Lucretius.
- Richard Kadrey Butcher Bird – I had read a previous version for free online. It’s still good and very weird.
- Sir Terry Pratchet The Wee Free Men – I don’t even know that it’s very funny, but I think I will read these books till he dies.
- Sir Terry Pratchet Wintersmith
- Cherie Priest Boneshaker – It’s got all the elements of steampunk, but it didn’t feel like it had a heart.
- Philip Pullman The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ – I like Pullman and I like inversions of religious stories. Why couldn’t I get into this book?
- Kathryn Stockett The Help – Second best thing I read. I read this out loud to Sam while I was sick in bed for a few days. Full of great mysteries and little gold coins all along the way.
The landscape is improbable.