Yes, I am an actual Reverend. Yes it is a legitimate church. It’s older than most of my friends are.
Yes, I also do funerals and I absolve sins at the drop of a hat.
Wouldn’t you rather be getting your religion from Reverend Katz than from some other, older, obsolete religions?
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