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More Horrible Recruiters

This morning, my inbox melted into a thin runny gruel due to the amazing incompetence of Prodigus Tech. Also, to feed google a bit, Max Archie is a wankstain.
update: now we get pieces of flair. See see the sidebar.

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Chris | 18-Jul-08 at 9:10 am | Permalink

I think this is awesome. So are you saying that you actually got all of these emails? Pretty sweet if anything interesting actually came out of it.
Chris | 18-Jul-08 at 9:14 am | Permalink

Ok, I see you posted in the google group, so I guess you got through the email mess to the glorious aftermath.

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